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Outtakes from Funny Jobs

The website Inherently Funny has
received hundreds of submissions
for funny jobs.

Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.

Job

Animal Poop Taster

December 5, 2023

Job

Poop Taster

Taste a different poop everyday.

October 1, 2023

Job

Porta Potty Cleaner at a Chili Convention

March 29, 2022

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Potty Sniffer

If you have this job, you probably work for a toilet cleaner company and you have to smell dirty toilets!! Yuck!

March 25, 2022

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Toilet Taster

Taste-tests toilets before they’re sold to customers.

January 2, 2022

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Professional Fart Smeller

Sounds nasty, but actually pays a good amount…

May 4, 2021

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Dog Poop Sniffer

For when you don’t know if it’s dirt or dog poop, call up your local dog poop sniffer.

May 3, 2021

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Plumbers

They wanted this job why? Oh, so they can stare at all your poop that clogged the drain.

March 20, 2020

Job

Butt Doctor

Somebody who is brave enough to shove their hand up someone’s butt. At least they get paid.

January 24, 2020

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Poop Cleaner

You must clean people’s butts and toilets.

August 5, 2019

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Wipeist

You have the job of wiping peoples anuses.

May 21, 2019

Job

Pooping

All you have to do is sit on a toilet and do your stinky business, aka poop.

May 14, 2019

Job

Ok… Everybody Hates Their Job, and the One You Treat Like a Maid, the Flight Attendant, Gets More Money than Your Butt

She sees the world while you are pooping in the bathroom.

December 22, 2017

Job

Professinal Pooper

December 10, 2017

Job

Smelly Smeller of Poo

You have to smell and eat poo and you get a million dollars every month if you do it. Would you rather smell poo and eat it for a living and become rich or be poor?

September 23, 2017

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Butt Cleaner

July 4, 2017

Job

Making Fart Gas for Factories

February 19, 2017

Job

Sharepooper

Someone hired to poop with you.

February 9, 2017

Job

Gong Farmer

Not a farmer who rang gong bells, but someone who instead works to bury feces from large cesspits. It was a well-paying job, but probably not worth risk of death by fumes or stink.